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Sam is a bum. Plain and simple. He loves his cardboard mansion, he enjoys the freedom being a bum allows him.... Don't get wrong though. He doesn't smell of urine and alcohol. No sir! That's for the other bums. He is refined, he smells of peanut butter and chicken nuggets! Yes, his life is great.... Now if you'll excuse him, he wants to go piddle in the wind.
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